a blog by La Kifo
What am I saying? This tiny babe is a competitive eater, no way. That's what I thought when I stumbled upon this beauty hankering down 22 Big Macs.
Nela Zisser, aka my second wife. I could go on a creepy rant about how we are perfect for each other. I won't though, I don't think women find internet stalking and prophecies sexy.
Anyway Nela is a 23 year old model, she won Miss New Zealand in 2013 at the age of 21.
I don't know about New Zealand but Australia has some fine ass women. They got two things I can't resist, British-like accents, and blonde hair.
Now that we got the pleasantries out of the way, here is some of the crazy shit this beauty does to food.
I can't even eat one Big Mac, they're gross. It's basically all fucking bread, then the chemical spray lettuce. If I want to pay around 8 dollars for a drink, some fries and a burger, I'd rather go to a place without a enclosed throw up room for children.
Just goes to show you how fucking impressive eating 22 Big Macs is. And that is just the tip of the iceberg.
This is the oldest video I could find on Nellas youtube page. She's a savage, just devouring the whole thing right their at the restaurant, a couple feet from the register. We will throw one more for good measure.
If your slightly aroused by this, like me, then go check out her youtube page and make sure to tell her who sent ya.
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