a blog by Big Red Bullshit. Whoever is a member of this National Hot Dog Council must be insane. Ketchup is meant for hot dogs, and that will never change. I'd like to start my argument by saying, I google searched "hot dogs" and almost every single picture, the hot dog had ketchup on it. So clearly I'm in the majority here, when I say ketchup definitely has a right to be on a hot dog.
Ketchup is my version of Franks Red Hot, because I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHANG. You name it, I probably put ketchup on it. It sounds gross, but ketchup makes everything better. Potato chips, Eggs, Any type of meat, the list can go on and on. If you ask me, I say fuck mustard. Shit is nasty. Honey Mustard is a completely different story, it's amazing, but regular yellow and spicy brown mustard, fuck that shit. I say we all send hate letters to the Hot Dog Council, and force every member to step down from their chair. Either that, or we all send them hot dogs WITH ketchup on them in the mail, with a hate letter saying something like "We're watching you". Shit will totally fuck with their heads, and I guarantee we get a public apology within weeks.
KeefSupreme
5/31/2016 08:48:17 pm
If you googled how to make a hot dog and all the pictures that came up were people sticking hot dogs up there ass, would it make that right?
KeefSupreme
5/31/2016 08:50:12 pm
Also, Ketchup is mainly sugar, 25%. Your eating candied tomatoes, doesn't sound to good for your diet
Big Red
6/1/2016 07:21:39 am
Yeah I probably would shove the hot dogs up my ass, everything google says is accurate. Comments are closed.
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