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The 29-year-old actress showed off her pregnant belly at Monday’s CinemaCon in Las Vegas, where she promoted her new movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. Evidence of the sizable bump poked through a black Versace minidress.
She posed for photos alongside her TMNT costar Will Arnett, turning just enough so that her baby bump was on full display.
Megan Fox has KIDS?? Sooo thats what happened to her... I thought she willingly chose to be in a shit doomed franchise like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Not even the most expensive CGI can make this movie profitable.
Megan Fox has a fetish for ruining things I love. Transformers, TMNT, now my hate for babies. I love hating babies, it is the best. The even better part is pretending to laugh at how cute babies are, but in reality I am laughing at how ugly and alien looking they are. I don't think I have ever heard a real reason why babies are cool. Not a single one. All I see, is bros getting puked on and terrible diaper stories. But now that Megan Fox has had two babies, with a third on the way, I have to stop hating them. If her babies are not straight dimes out the womb, then the world is doom. ed.
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29 and 3 babies, I dont really wanna say it but I do, her vagina is destroyed. I don't even wanna think what is going on down there. She probably isnt allowed to shit or piss sitting past her second trimester. I am not saying Megan Foxs vagina is loose but if you were to use it for rock climbing you would not get very far. I wouldnt wanna use it as a manila folder.
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