Man Follows Woman into a Public Bathroom to Verify Her Gender Because She Was "Dressed Like a Man"

a blog by Big Red

A Dallas woman was questioned about her gender by a man who followed her into a bathroom because he said she was “dressed like a man.”

And here is our bathroom police hero...

While I feel bad that this woman, who is obviously just a butchy lesbian, got questioned about her gender, I feel that this guy is not necessarily in the wrong. Besides the fact that he walked into a woman's restroom without permission, he was doing it for a good cause. Not to mention this "woman" does look exactly like a dude. I mean after all, she bares a striking resemblance to Justin Bieber.

​Which brings me to one of my new business ideas- bathroom towel boys/security guards. Similar to a hall monitor, but for public restrooms. We could put them through an extensive school where they learn how to check an ID for the accurate gender. It will be the toughest four year school of their lives. Not to mention that our bathrooms will be significantly safer, thanks to these bathroom monitors. These guys will be equipped with guns, bear mace (south park reference), and furry handcuffs just so we keep them looking sexy. I'm confident that these monitors will be able to bring down our bathroom perpetrators and bring justice to the American People.