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A South Carolina man was arrested after being caught spray painting "Cheeter" on a car.
This is the first ever story from Carolina. It's kinda like, you always hear stories and see people from their, but you've never seen it and you doubt it even exists. Like ancient Greeks, who all thought that they were the center of the world and there was nothing else. They didn't know any better, their Greek.
Anyway, here we go.
A Union man is in custody after deputies say he vandalized a car to get back at his ex-girlfriend.
The Union County Sheriff's Office said 36-year-old Timothy Lee Trammell was spotted crouching in a store parking lot beside a car with the word "Cheeter" painted across the passenger side.
Kind of crazy turn of events here. Come on bro. Cheeter? They might as well charge you with truancy too, because there is no way you made it out of 5th grade. Just think man, you've been cheating you're entire life, how can you not spell it?
Some advice for the inevitable prison time you will serve at some point in your life, get your GED. They have programs for it. If Tommy from Shawshank can get his, you can too.
100% what this guy looks like.
Here's a little more advice, be happy that you got a girl. You shouldn't care if she's going around with other dudes, your lucky to have one person look at you nude.
So cool it with the vandalism and bad spelling. You know what happened to Tommy in Shawshank? I don't, I never watched that movie.
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