Man Arrested after attempting to have orgy with Dogs

a blog by La Kifo

An Arizona man, James Hauser, was arrested last wednesday evening while unknowingly being apart of sting operation. Hauser was arrested on alleged charges of bestiality and facilitating bestiality. 

KPNX, 12 NEWS:

​The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office arrested a Mesa man Wednesday evening on charges related to bestiality.

MCSO deputies arrested James Trent Hauser, 47, at the Holiday Inn Express at Priest Drive and Baseline Road.

A male MCSO deputy posing as a potential female sexual partner had been communicating with Hauser on Craigslist for several days.

Hauser agreed to bring his dog, a boxer mix, and meet the woman woman at the hotel where they would engage in sexual acts with the woman.

What guy hasn't thought or done this before?

Maybe just every single guy in the world besides this dude. As always, got a few things to get to here. One, if you are perusing Craigslist for sex, why dive into the bestiality section? I know for a fact there are sections/people willingly and wanting to do just as dirt, sinister, nasty shit that is actually legal. Trust me, and they won't be leading you on for several days. James might think that having an inter-species orgy would be awesome for everyone, but in reality, I don't think a dogs ideal Wednesday night involves going to a Holiday Inn, where who knows what else has happened in those rooms, and sticking his slime spike of a cock into two dirty, hobo ass people.  Dogs like food, attention, and sleep. They like a good dry hump every once in a while. When it comes to real sex, it is kind of like a dog chasing cars. They don't know what they'd do if they caught one, they would just dooo things.

The second thing I wanted to get to is, why are you having sex with dogs? It's not cool, no one has thought it was cool since like 1872. You're not bringing it back either, that trend died two hundred years ago. 

Finally, what kind of mad scientist is this dude? Is he trying to mix his sperm with a dogs inside a womens cervix? Is he trying to make a human-dog hybrid being? I don't think you can just have two loads ejaculate into one vagina, stir up the insides a little bit and expect a human-dog to pop out 9 months later. I guess if he was doing this in the name of science he shouldn't be arrested. What if he was successful and made a dog-man hybrid? Imagine the shit we would be able to do if we evolved together as two species into one? Sports would be a lot more interesting, we would burn less gas dogs can't drive, overall it just sounds like a good idea. 

A little bit of advice though. Maybe finding test subjects off Craigslist is a bad idea. Maybe try and go to a University, ask the government for a grant. They will give you money to do almost anything, and if they think you are able to create a super human-dog hybrid that they could utilize in the Military, then you'll get all the money you need. I am pretty sure they even give you a nightly stipend for hookers and blow, it's in most grant contracts. 

Moral of the story kids, don't try and have sex with dogs unless the government pays you to. 

Have a nice Thursday.