a blog by La Kifo
Can anyone guess where we find ourselves with this story? Give it a minute. If you guessed anywhere in the middle east you were dead right. If you guessed anywhere else, get your head out of your ass.
A doctor working at a hospital in Saudi Arabia has been shot for helping a woman deliver a baby.
Jordanian obstetrician Dr Mohannad al-Zubn helped a Saudi woman give birth at the King Fahad Medical City in the Saudi capital, Riyadh, last month.
The new father went to the hospital, saying he wanted to thank the doctor - but, after meeting him outside in the garden, withdrew a concealed gun and shot him at close range.
The unnamed attacker was reported to have carried out the shooting because he did not believe a man should have helped his wife give birth.
A couple things were very shocking from this story. First of all, what the fuck are you doing in Saudi Arabia? Anyone who willingly goes to that place is crazy. Second, why are you practicing medicine in Saudi Arabia? That place has such backwards ideals, laws, and beliefs that I wouldn't be surprised if they were still using goats blood to cure the flu. Now, considering the laws that are in that country, why in the fuck would any dude want to delivery a baby? I am pretty sure, avoiding getting shot is apart of the medical training in that country. How was he not expecting this? That's how the Saudi's work, deliver someone else's baby, you're going to get shot.
The father was lucky that this doctor wasn't named Ben Carson.
Ben Carson is a bad mother fucker.
Dr. Ben Carson is one MD you don't wanna fuck with. So why don't we make him the American ambassador to Saudi Arabia? Honestly, I think that is our best option. Name a better way to clean up the streets and hospitals of Saudi Arabia, I'll give you a few moments to think. But, when it comes down to it, there is no better option. Ben Carson is the man with a foggy plan who will straight murk you with those stoned eyes. He's not gonna take bullets from anyone.
Over/Under at how long he would survive in Saudi Arabia is set at 3 hours. Tweet at us if you wanna get in on this. Trust me, he won't last more than a day once we send him over there.
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