Louie Gohmert (House Rep - Tex) is so Homophobic he might be a Homo

a blog by La Kifo

We don't know a lot about politics here at For the Boys, and we won't pretend like we do. What we do know, bullshit. This guy, Louie Gohmert, can spew his bullshit all he wants, but we here know a dickhead when we see one.

Legit, 99% of people who oppose/hate gay people this much are gay. His reason behind hiding his gayness? Maybe those ridiculous mouse ears he's wearing. Or the fact that he spends meticulous time grooming the lack of hair on his head. What am I getting at? This dude is so ugly. 

It's surprising that anyone, gay or straight, would let this man breathe around them. I would have to knock this guy out for standing behind me in a line.

If we are setting up a space colony, the type of people we aren't going to bring are you, Louie. No Ugos in our space colony, we want to make a good impression on the alien lifeforms we meet up there. Me personally, would very much like some gay people in our space colony. They are hilarious, and they probably have a better dress sense than Texas representative Louie Gohmert.