Look out world, alligators can now climb trees?

a blog by Big Red

Just when you think you're safe from gators, think again. Gators can now climb trees..

What the fuck? Is this some sort of sick joke. First we have the world's largest gator depicted in their very first picture at the top of the blog. Now we come to find out that Alligators can fucking climb shit.. Both of which were spotted in Florida. Therefore, I know one place I'll never visit again. Fuck the sunshine state, we got plenty of other good spots to get fucked up on the beach.. I never thought I was actually scared of alligators until now. Like come on, before seeing this video, my first thought when getting chased by an alligator would be to climb something.. Guess I thought totally wrong on that one.. Oh and for the record, tons of people thought the video of the alligator on the golf course was faked, however it turned out to be 100% authentic. 

I'm about 99% sure that's some type of fucking dinosaur... 

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!