a blog by La Kifo
According to multiple reports, Cowboys Middle Linebacker Rolando McClain has been abusing codeine in his offseason.
I guess that's why they call it lean, because you lean on your ass all day doing nothing. McClain skipped voluntary team workouts and could not participate in mandatory mini camp due to his state of physical fitness. This news should not come as a surprise for the player who is scheduled to be suspended for 14 games in the past two seasons due the NFLs substance abuse policy. Which in of itself is stupid, if you ask former players, the ones who liked to chill from time to time, they would tell you the NFLs drug testing for non-offenders is a joke. They get tested once before the season and it is usually a date recognized by every player. Once you pass the first test, you are no longer subjected to further testing throughout the season.
So it boils down to the brass tax, McClain is a douche. He's not about hard work, training his body as well as his mind to be in peak condition. McClain likes to get fucked up with the boys and chill. That's a winner in my book, any day of the week. As for the NFL, they will burn you alive and spit on your unmarked grave with behavior like that. Fucking Goodell, the man doesn't let the boys chill.
Don't worry Rolando, we got a seat for ya over here.
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