Kelly Ripa is a Bitch

a blog by La Kifo

If you have been living under a television rock, then you have no clue that Michael gap tooth Strahan, is leaving "Live", much to the chagrin of Kelly Ripa. Ripa on multiple occasions recently has let her actions condemn Strahans departure from the show.

I never knew people made such a big deal about the show "Live". My sources are telling me that "Live" is a non funny day time version of "The Tonight Show", "The Soup", and "Tosh.0". They have a rabid base of fans stemming from the ages of 50 to death. Saying "Live" is for old people, is like saying honey is for bees. 

After alerting her "Live" audience that Strahan was leaving, came this reaction:

Like damn, she gave Strahan the bitch eyes like three times. To be honest, I gained some respect for the gap toothed pass rusher after pulling the "I know your staring at me, but I am just going to pretend you're not" move. 

Classic move, and really the only respectable play a man can have in such a situation. While this may seem like a tame dig at Strahan and his departure, failing to show up to work days after Michael made the announcement he was leaving was a bit more raw. Ripa ditched out on work for two days after the announcement came that Strahan would transition full time to "Good Morning America".

If that is the way she acts towards upsetting news, then I do not blame Strahan for leaving. Of course, television stars have far more interaction than the camera would lead us to believe. These moves by Ripa, really shed light on the fact that she just might not be a fun person to work with, in other words a bitch. 

Safe to say, everyone has had a job that they hated because of the people they worked with. It didn't have to be the entire staff, having just one person who annoys you can be enough to contemplate quitting. Yet not a lot of people do. The majority of people just deal with it and go to work. They don't get to skip work for two days then get an apology from their boss. Yes, Kelly Ripa was apologized too by ABC executives for the "handling of the situation". 

Bullshit. If I decided I had enough of the annoying pizza workers at my old job and didn't come to work for two days, I wouldn't have had a job. No one would have apologized they would have fired me and gave me a shitty reference. That is how the real world works.

I don't like calling people bitches, because I have a dog. Sometimes it is a necessary word, just because I don't like using doesn't make it any less true. Kelly Ripa is a bitch.