It is SnakeTime my Dudes, AAAAHHHHHHH

a blog by La Kifo

Today we find ourselves in the some what good kingdom of Brazil. Where a technician found a very smelly and puzzling thing inside of a PS4. Can you guess what was inside?

It was a snake guys, come on. Why do you think I put snake time all over this?

If you don't speak Brazilian, this video might be a bit hard to understand. Give it a chance, you might learn something. 

This was very surprising to me. Mainly because this PS4 was defective. I would have thought that snake would have at least enhanced the computing power of the processor. Maybe, give the resolution a little boost.

From everything I have learned about snakes, it would have been foolish not to think that way. I was five minutes away from wrestling up a snake from my garden and throwing it inside my Playstation. Thank god I can read. 

One takeaway from this story, Brazilians have internet and electricity. I always pictured Brazilians living in large stone temples and praying to some sort of Sun and Water god to send them rain for their crops, also so they wouldn't die of thirst. Maybe I am just confusing them with Mexicans. But then which country is the one with cannibals? 

Latin and South America confuse the shit out of me. One moment they are a primitive people with nothing more than a goat for entertainment, the next they have PS4s and are kicking my ass in The Division. I guess that is the Merica' difference. Anything with the word America in it, gets an immediate awesomeness boost.