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A group of Juggalos engaged in cult-like sacrificial blood rituals, just another typical Tuesday for the self named groupies of the rap group Insane Clown Posse.
Jonathan Schrap, 24, of Suamico is charged with “mayhem” and “reckless injury” for the incident that happened at his house on August 27, where he chopped off a friend’s pinky, gashed her arm and drank her blood—according to a criminal complaint.
Schrap’s body tattoos identify him is a member of the Juggalos, which is the name the band Insane Clown Posse (ICP) gives to its followers. Court documents say that Schrap and his friends were staging a “ritualistic memorial” to commemorate a fellow Juggalo who died one year prior.
Police say Schrap was with his childhood friend Nick Laabs; fellow Juggalo Preston Hyde, who is a local “horror-core” rapper going by the name “Bloody Ruckus”; and 27-year-old Shelby Neuens. Neuens told police that the group was talking about blood-drinking cult rituals the Saturday morning it happened.
In case you were wondering, Bloody Ruckus is the hot new rapper on the Juggalo scene. He's got fire beats like his hit song 'Handprintz'.
Personally, I don't understand how this guy and his friends are not on a pre-crime list. I think it was the scene in the video where he invited a women inside his home, and just as he closed the front door behind her, he stabbed her cheek. If depicting something like that doesn't get you on some sort of list, the feds are doing something wrong.
I can get behind an occasional cannibalistic party with the boys, but I really don't think I would be down to draw straws to decide who we eat. I'd much rather get a mail order bride or hunt down some homeless people, but the problem with that is you almost never get the girl from the picture and when it comes to the homeless, you can never know which ones are former military.
What I really want to do is conduct a sociological study on cannibals and Juggalos. Maybe not a sociological study per say, more of a basic study. Because I would like to know the correlation between being morbidly obese and being a cannibal/juggalo. I know for a fact there is some physiological correlation between being fat as fuck, and listening to shitty music while eating people.
I also would like to conduct a similar study on these juggalo. This secondary testing would be a search for a correlation between education and Insane Clown Posse. My hypothesis is people without a full high school education are genetically predisposed to liking Insane Clown Posse and in turn like to eat humans.
The last thing I got to say, if you can bag a Juggalo chick do it and don't let go. If Juggalo chicks are down to get their pinkies chopped off, their blood drank, and their wounds cauterized by blow torch then they are down for virtually anything. You like foot shit? How about leather unitards? Maybe ball gags? Well a Juggalo is down for all that shit, as long as there's some blood to drink.
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