Introducing the human nutcracker

a blog by Big Red

I know what you're thinking, how can a cute girl like this be called the human nutcracker. Well if you watch the video in the blog, you'll totally understand why. 

Absolutely insane. If I tried to do this I'd be hospitalized for blowing out my nuts. That last watermelon was fucking massive. If there's one thing to take away from this video, it would be stay away from this woman. Imagine going down on her? If you didn't do a good job, she would just squeeze the shit out of your head, killing you in a matter of seconds. 

Here's a butt shot FOR THE BOYS... Straight up looks like a dude in a thong from behind.