a real fake news story by La Kifo
Frank Acona, claimed to be an Imperial Wizard by ABC news, was found dead on some day before the twelfth of February according to the same inconsistent source, ABC news.
In a surprising turn of events, this story is actually in fact not fake. It is not fake, unless the New York Times has now indulged in a little false reporting.
I was about halfway done, crucifying ABC news for not only being extremely unoriginal but being a fake news fascist. The founder of ABC, huge bitch. I bet he was not even one of the first guys whom had the idea to create a national news network. I bet, a lot of money, he was like fifth and had only one idea to set his network apart from the others. He would name it ABC, that way he would always be the first news network listed in the phone book, free federal publicity. Anyway, onto the story.
New York Times:
Frank Ancona, the professed leader of the Tradionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, was shot and killed last week in what law enforcement officials called a "tragic and senseless act of violence." His wife and stepson were charged in his death on Monday
His body was found on a riverbank on Saturday with gunshot wounds to the head, according to the Washington County coroner, Brian DeClue, who called the death a homicide.
In an interview, he said that Mr. Ancona, 51, was killed with "a shotgun of some sort." Jerrod Mahurin, the prosecuting attorney in the case, said Mr. Ancona was also shot in the head with a 9-millimeter handgun.
The body of a Ku Klux Klan leader who had been missing for several days was found on a Missouri riverbank, according to police.
Frank Ancona, 51, the self-proclaimed imperial wizard of a KKK chapter near St. Louis, according to a website promoting the group, was found dead by members of a family who went to the Big River in Missouri to go fishing, according to Daily Journal, a local newspaper.
Ancona was last seen heading for work on Wednesday morning by his wife, Daily Journal reported.
The Washington County Sheriff's Office in Missouri referred ABC News to a statement about Ancona's death on its Facebook page.
I guess my question has to be, is he an Imperial Wizard or not?
If this dude is an actual Imperial Wizard, nice try ABC and New York Times. An Imperial Wizard can not be killed by such mortal means. An Imperial Wizard is an extraordinarily powerful being, much more powerful than meta-humans, and normal humans. He has the ability to cast deep spells of illusion. It is entirely possible this wizard used his magic to fake his own death in order to get a divorce without losing half his shit.
What are the rules when it comes to divorcing an inmate?
On the other hand, if this guy is not an Imperial Wizard. Fuck em. Regardless of anything and everything, any person who is involved in a group built on the basis of hating people of other races and appearances, could all die right now. I wouldn't feel a thing, maybe except for this hunger.
But, we do need some racism. How else would I be good with money? Not that I am, but having a bit of jew in my family means I should at least pretend to be. Without racism, how else would I know to fake my financial stability?
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