If you like Zoos, I don't like you

a blog by Brian

Hey! It's the thing from Calvin and Hobbs! That stuffed animal looks so real! Well, maybe that is because its not a stuffed animal. That is a real malnourished dead tiger, sitting in an African Zoo. 

This is pretty cut and dry. Do you guys remember the movie, "Zero Dark Thirty". Yeah, not a great flick, but that is besides the point. In the movie depicted after the wide chase of a terrorist by the name of Osama, the main character, Jessica Chastaine, spends a significant portion at an CIA black site. A fortress guarded with pounds of artillery, ammo, weapons worth more than the combined income of the entire state of Nebraska. 

If you remember what I am talking about, you surely remember Jessica walking around the desert and in the background can be seen men in cages. 

Zoos aren't exactly the same thing. They are worse. We don't put animals in the cages because we have a greater good moral which can drain out the screaming of our human conscience. We aren't looking for information. We are never concerned about a massive attack planned by a species of animal. We just lock them up for fun. 

"Dude, do you want them in Zoos or do you want them getting poached and hunted in the wild?" 

Hey Fuckbrain, who do you think poachers are selling their shit to? Do you think poachers are killing these animals and running off with their body parts? Because they are and they aren't, poachers also kidnap animals, usually when they are pre-adolescent, in other words very young. How do you think a lot of these Zoos are stocked? 

I don't have any evidence or physical proof, but I 100% guarantee you more than half the animals you walk by as you shit your pants from the hard caramel, sugar apple you ate because it was the healthiest thing, have been kidnapped. 

There's not much else for me to say. I saw this video on Facebook and it nearly made me blow up (I usually don't spend this much time on facebook but the new FTB page is up so I have to be there).

If this made you anything but angry, I do kinda understand, but I don't even wanna look at you through your webcam. Once I saw it, my first thought as a person living in this fucked up time in history, "OH I NEED TO COMMENT". So I went in on Daily Mail, and the people who were commenting (Daily Mail, of course posted the exact same video just with their logo on it.... hmmm... I wonder...). I eventually did, but I left the real saucey sauceness for the blog, as always.

I want to die. I really just want to die after reading these. Especially the bottom most comment. Fuck that person. Do they know how it feels to live in a place they are never allowed to leave? Is Jail or Prison, a home for people? 

Are you idiots going to pretend like zoo animals lead glorious lives?

Are we going to fucking pretend that chimpanzees belong in the Netherlands(Burgers' Zoo is located in the Netherlands). But of course, the Dutch are loving, accepting people). ​

A Zoo is a Zoo.

It's a capitalistic establish, designed to display out of the ordinary things in cages for the entertainment of human beings. Zoos were not conceived to treat for and nourish animals.

It's even more sad that this animal was used as breeding toy for this Zoo. She was used to make sure if any  chimps randomly contracted some mystical disease our shaman calls depression or any other mental disorder, they could just plop another one out.

Zoos are a travesty, especially for beings such as monkeys considering we evolved from them and they are much more intelligent than fish or insects.

But sorry intelligent beings, our children want to walk around, throw up, shit their pants all the while staring at you and thinking, "what kind of freak is that?". Maybe they aren't thinking that but at the same what the fuck is so entertaining about staring at a shell of soul?

Human priorities are backwards, its look out for yourself until someone is looking at you, then its all about drawing as much pandering attention to yourself as you can. We have people who want to live in a communist state but we still have deep genetic ancestors (species we share genetic traits with) locked in cages.

Great job guys, great video. You are the scum of the earth for the hypocrisy on this page. You post stuff about human rights, womens rights, minorities rights, immigrants rights yet you post this video to get your friends praising you, for your emotional, heartfelt and comment. While these Facebook pages bear with them when they say, "THAT IS WHAT BEING HUMAN IS ALL ABOUT, WE NEED TO COME TOGETHER. Oh and by the way, FUCK THE PRESIDENT and I AM PRAYING FOR YOU BURGERS' ZOO... I AM SO DEEPLY SADDENED FOR THAT PROFESSOR HE WAS A GOOD GUY WHO NEVER SAW A DAMN THING WRONG WITH A MONKEY USED AS A FUCK TOY WHILE LOCKING THE ANIMAL IN A CAGE. GO AMERICA, LAND OF THE BRAVE, GULLIBLE, AND THE HYPOCRITICAL"

That professor probably pays the Zoo to fuck Chimps. This Chimp was excited because she was in love with this wrinkly old perverted fuck. But maybe not, maybe this guy was not fucking animals at the Zoo, it still doesn't qualify him for Man of the Year. The guy perpetrated this system, a good person would fight with every breathe to perserve LIFE. Not just the life of their selves, of their job, of their own family, of their genetics, of their own race, of their own appearance , of their own country, of their own political party. GOOD is putting priority of other beings lives over your own.