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If People Think Moving the Pro Bowl will change a Thing they are Stupid

5/31/2016

 
a blog by La Kifo
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The NFL's version of an All-Star game will reportedly move from Hawaii to Orlando. 

.@NFL says it'll have a press conference tomorrow at 2:45 pm in Orlando. It's to announce a multi-year deal for the Pro Bowl & its new home

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) May 31, 2016
According to NFL.com and my boy Ian, the Pro Bowl will be moving to Orlando after years of being held in Hawaii. People on twitter seem to love this move.

So pumped the Pro Bowl is coming to Orlando

— Anakin's Rat Tail (@martinemillundi) May 31, 2016

Finally !!! Hawaii hasn't really appreciated the pro bowl since it has it every year.. It's always dead asf https://t.co/EGfTUAlVu6

— GalvaTron (@gisaiah31) May 31, 2016
All-Star games across the board suck. There was a time when I got pumped to watch the Pro Bowl, it was the first time I had ever watched it. I was also like 8, at the time. 

These have to be the only two people in the world pumped that the Pro Bowl is in Orlando. Probably because they don't got enough frequent flyer miles to get to Hawaii. If you know anything about anything, you know that Florida is a garbage place. The people and laws are completely backwards. Miami is the only livable place in the state, and the people are still fucked. 

My guess is this a move by the NFL to gauge the interest of professional football in Orlando. While were at it, why don't we just move the Pro Bowl to Syria? Syria is very similar to Florida, and they also do not have a pro football team. We all know that the NFL is looking to expand its empire outside of the United States. If you ask me, the next place that football will really take hold of is the Middle East. It's not like the Middle East has hated everything the western world has attempted to bestow upon them. If the NFL really wants to expand and grow revenue, they would invade the Middle East. 

That way they could change the entire culture and at the same time, lay claim to the massive amounts of oil. They can't just expect to grow as a business with only one revenue stream. Imagine the tax breaks the US would give the NFL if they could stabilize that region. 

Let's be honest, where would you rather go? Syria or disgusting Orlando? For me it's Syria every time. 

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