I had no fucking clue Nigeria had vampires.
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Like a scene of a vampire movie, a 39-year-old woman in Onicha Uboma Autonomous Community in the Ihitte/Uboma Local Government Area, Imo State, has allegedly killed her one-year- old baby, plugged out her eyes and drank her blood.
The woman identified as Ifeoma, was alleged to have committed the heinous act inside her husband’s shop.
Our correspondent, who visited the community on a facts finding mission gathered that the woman’s husband, Mr. Azubuike Emedom left his baby in the custody of his wife and embarked on a business trip, only to return the next morning to find out that the mother and child we’re missing.
It was gathered that after searching for them in the neighbourhood without result, Mr. Emedom proceeded to his shop, although he thought it abnormal for them to be in the shop that early.
It was further gathered that when he got to the shop, he discovered that the shop was locked from the inside, but after repeated knocks and Ifeoma’s failure to open the door, Mr. Emedom was said to have broke down the door, only to find his wife inside, blood on her mouth and the baby wrapped in blood stained cloth. It was gathered that when Mr. Emedom uncovered the baby, he discovered that she had died, even as her eye balls were plugged out and blood gushing from the sockets. The baby’s hands and legs were also broken.
One of the community leaders who did not want his name in print alleged that Ifeoma is of a ‘marine spirit.’ “I believe she used this child for sacrifices, she sucked the blood of the child because by the time we caught her, her mouth was full of blood. She killed the baby intentionally. She always renders sacrifice to their gods in the river.
“Some months ago, she attempted to kill a woman from our community. She injured the woman with a knife,” he said.
Nigeria. Which is located north east Africa.
Either the world evolved in a matter of days or I am crazy. Last time I checked Nigeria and most of Africa didnt have any social structure. Apparently they have business meetings and police. Good for them.
The problem is, you can't just evolve into modern society in a matter of months. It takes long hard hours of senseless, insignificant, brainless "art and media" to conform into what we call western society today. This just did not happen over night. Countless hours of the Simpsons, Paris Hilton sex tapes, and Downtown Abbey have created this beautiful country.
When you rush things like Nigeria, you have people like the women here who DRANK HER BABIES BLOOD. Sometimes change is too much for some people. And we all react differently to stress levels and anxiety. This woman probably saw the high quality style of life around her and it slowly drove her mad. SHE GOUGED THE BABIES EYEBALLS OUT so mad that a river spirit exorcist invaded her mind. And thats another thing SHE BROKE THE BABIES HANDS AND LEGS, stop with the medicine man, shaman shit. There is a fucking CVS and OSCO pharmany down the street from this dudes shop. You dont need old people to Portnoy every bad thing that ever happens in their village. Wild River spirits dont invade peoples bodies, you are born with river spirit flowing deep through you man. Everyone knows how that works.
If this Shaman had a subscription to HBO like the rest of his neighbors he would have realized another great Portnoy to divert attention away from the fact that this lady was an insane schizophrenic, sociopath, psychopath that tried murdering another women a couple months ago. HEY IDIOTS, I know you just got your police badges but your not supposed to let a psychopath murderer walk around your town with babies. I am pretty sure that is the first thing they tell you at the academy.
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