I might have gotten Arrested in Iran on Drug charges

a blog by La Kifo

Looks like I either went on a huge bender last night, went to Iran, got arrested then escaped imprisonment, all to be back to get a good nights sleep.

IB Times:

Reza Hosseini, one of four people executed on 3 May on drug charges, pleaded not guilty to the charges in a trial that allegedly lasted just two minutes before he was found guilty and sentenced to death.
But the judge presiding over the case reportedly responded to Hosseini's protests that he was innocent by telling him if that was the case he would go to heaven after the execution, Iran Human Rights (IHR) reported.

Hosseini was hanged at Karaj's Ghezel Hesar Prison in northern Iran.

In a will seen by IHR, the 34-year-old insisted he was innocent, and mentioned the cTimomment made by Judge Tayerani.

His wife Azadeh Geravand also asserted Hosseini's claims, adding that he had been subject to torture and had been prevented from seeing his family.

Can you even tell the difference? I can't. So I guess this must have been me. What other explanation would there be? Also it would explain why I was so tired this morning. 

The resemblance is striking. Almost scary. I won't be going back to Iran anytime soon. If god is judging Iranian court systems, then I would be fucked. Just ask Tristan Gardner.

Tristan, it truly upsets me that you didn't enjoy what I had for you.

Not to nitpick here, but where is the Bestiality you speak of Tristan? From my angle, it just looks like a monkey pissing in his own mouth. Just for the record, I totally support lesbianism, withcraft, murder, and pornography. Those are some of my favorite things. 

Either way, if Tristan here says God and Jesus hate me then it must be true. I imagine if God and Jesus had a twitter page they would have followed Tristans lead.

Smart move, jump out in front then take your ball and run home. Back to the issue at hand.

Does my doppelganger get 60 virgins if he's innocent? I would have to think he does, I mean he basically dies for no reason which is like the same thing as a suicide bomber. Also if he gets 60 virgins, does that mean I also get 60 virgins? If he is innocent, then why not throw this guy a bone, 60 bones. God can't be that big of dick. 

Prayers out to the unlucky fuck who got framed for whatever I did, and his family. It sucks that this guy had to be so handsome that he got mistaken for myself, but that's what happens when you fly too close to the sun. 

Listen, I am all for oppression of free speech except when it happens to be mine,  a racially discriminated group, or discriminated gender identification pairing. And this one falls into all three of those categories. Don't ask me about the last one, just let it happen. The problem here is I have no one to blindly and excessively attack, no one to blame for all the problems that we have in this world. Whatever I guess that is what Facebook is for.