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a blog by La Kifo  Apparently Tom Selleck has been running a double life as a MMA fighter, and a pretty successful one at that. Selleck in his alter ego has competed in 31 fights winning 20 of them, 7 by knockout. Hes fucking huge. Take off that sheepish mustache, them corduroy pants and you have yourself a man breaking machine. Absolute fire touch with American Flag shorts. Fuck this Gerbil looking mother fucker. Have a smaller face why dont you?  Im glad I discovered his secret double life, there is nothing more American than super star actor and MMA man pounder on the side. Nothing more manly and patriotic, then in a small cage with another dude, all sweaty, laying on top of each.
We need more people like Mr. Selleck in America, wicked mustache, glistening chest hair, and propensity to knock the fuck out of people. Comments are closed.
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