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Hulk Hogan is filling suit against Gawker, again. This case involves sealed court documents which Gawker allegedly threatened to leak and did. Documents which obtained transcripts, quoting Hogan making racist remarks.
Apparently, Gawker just wants to die under court mandated payments. Earlier this year Hogan took Gawker took court over a leaked sex tape in which Hogan is seen fucking.
Hogan won the suit and was rewarded with $140 million.
During the first case, Gawker allegedly threatened to release the documents in an attempt to force Hogan to settle or drop his case.
Well that didn't work.
Hogans lawyers claim that his contract with the WWE has since been terminated. Endorsement deals, dropped. They claim the Hogan brand has taken irreparable damage, if not completely destroyed.
Do Red and I have to do nothing? Have the gods bestowed glory upon our website? Are we part of some great prophecy?
It's someone or something pushing all of the competition out of the way. Whether that some one or thing be stupidity, god, or Hulk Hogan, remains to be seen. But I know a gift when I see one.
Just how stupid does someone have to be to blackmail someone with sealed court documents? I don't know if anyone told them, but the only people who see sealed court documents are the people present in court. That would include the people paid to be there, the defense, and the prosecution. In this scenario, the people who work for the court have 0 to gain from leaking documents. A part of their salary is to ensure they do not leak documents, and they wouldn't have a salary if they leaked documents. So I guess that rules out anyone working for the court. Let us keep moving here and examine the prosecution. The prosecution is Hulk Hogan and his attorneys. I highly doubt they want to leak documents detailing their clients racial proclivities. I can't be sure, but that should rule out the prosecution.
With those two ruled out, I believe that leaves us with one option. The only group with any sort of motivation to leak documents, the defense. Who would have thought that the defendants would be so defensive?
I guess this is what you gotta do when you run out of "legal" options.
What's their business model, dickheads who post personal property without permission? They might wanna give that a little pazazz.
I wonder if this is some grand marketing scheme. If it ain't here's a little Free Business Consulting. Need access to LaRemy Tunsils phone, personal videos, and photos? Go to Gawker. Do you spend precious time searching porn sites for celebrity sex tapes? Go, to Gawker. Are you looking for Hope Solos hairy asshole nudes? GO. to Gawker. Ever wondered what's on Hilary Rodman Clintons email? Go, to Gawker.
I hope for their sake they have some money left after all of this because they will need to pay for that bit of consulting there.
Another day, another win for the Hulkster. Here is a bit of hindsight glory, or in Gawkers case shame. I think we all pretty much knew the Hulk was a racist. How can you not be when you are the only of your green mother fucker kind left on this planet? When there is a whole planet of your green race but it lay to far away to frequent. The Hulks existence is a sad one. He will forever be alone until his green muscles turn to lime wrinkles.
At least the guy fucks, at least he has that and the video to prove it. He's got something going for him. That and a good portion of $140 million. Also whatever the honorable court decides to give him this time.
Live look at Gawker HQ
Have fun in the trash with all your money. I wanna say I am sorry, but I don't.
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