a blog by Kifo
I am not in mood for this.
I hate people. I understand your confusion, and I hope this clears all that up because if you are reading this right now as a human being. Then indeed, I do hate you too.
Relationships go both ways, and I'm just talking about inter-species relations. Not fucking, but friends, family, fans, baby chickens, acquaintances, random people on the street. Both humans must equally be present in terms of listening, paying attention, and whatever else you may consider important. So many sackless cunts and cock-a-doodle-do's do not follow this premise.
Listen when I speak if you want me to do the same and that's all I got.
On to the Chics.
You only get one this week. Thankfully, the email submissions abruptly stopped or they didn't. I don't know I fired all the interns, and they have the password to the email. So if some creepy weirdo keeps Harvey Weinstiening you to send more pics, don't do it.
For certain that is just one of our interns thinking it is smart... My interns are non-binary robot drones, just in case you were thinking of actually sending that picture, I hope that scares you away.
Don't be hating on me, the wage rates I could offer non-binary robots is a fraction of the wage required for a human. Not that I was ever paying or going to pay them, in case some magic miracle of funding came my way, I would have to offer a severance and throw them out the fucking door.
Other than the questionable name, this Chic has nothing to offer.
That is the problem with non-binary robotic drone employees. They break everything down to an equation. Fruzz + [(Beak Length * Beak Density)-(Body Proportion/Beak Color Grade)] + Hair Style = the exact hotness of every chic. Or so they say.
You can't just break everything down so that it is black and white. Black people and White people hate each other. Name a black person that likes a white person, and if you can do that then do the inverse as well. Maybe, once everything is clearly either good or bad, black or white, progressive or racist, communist or capitalist, Nazi or Michael Moore, then we can finally stop global warming. Pray to god and all his fallen angels that once this happens we can finally stop massively polluting the only planet we live on.
Possibly, once each and every human being is categorized according to genetics, heritage, and appearance we can solve extreme poverty. Who knows, maybe we figure out how to stop prescribing 15 year olds heroine. I think we all hope, that once this happens I am long dead because if I wasn't, a lot more people would be.
Besides, this chic is a 4. Nice job Robot Interns, go fuck yourselves on the unemployment line.
PS. just want to clarify that last joke for the FBI, CIA n shit. If im not dead that means something crazy has happened for heroine, IN FORM OF, OXYCODONE, to cease prescription to teenagers. AAAAAANNNNDDDDDD GOOODNIGHT FOLKS!
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