a blog by Kifo
Week 2 BABY. The chics this week are almost as hot as this segment. The boys will be gracing you another two for one special. I hope this does quench your annoyance of another late blog.
Here we go, another installation of the hottest things on the internet. Briefly, I would like to review a couple of policies before we get into the chics. Some people either don't know how to read or how to follow directions.
IF, you thought it would be smart to continue submitting your photos and profile to our email, I am sorry to tell you are wrong. Like I said a week earlier, we won't see any submissions past last weeks deadline. I also hope you chics are happy. None of you have been added to the Hot Chic roster but what you have accomplished is creating a vast amount of extra work for the interns. Speaking candidly, I doubt they are unhappy about scrolling through pages of hot chics for hours on end, but at the same time those interns could be doing something a bit more valuable than trying not to jack off to photos every two minutes.
For some reason, I also need to repeat, we will not and do not accept third party submissions. We will and do only accept personal submissions. For reasons beyond needing explanation, this is a permanent policy.
First things first, look at that mother fucking fruzz dude. I literally drooling onto my keyboard right now. Another aspect we really enjoyed about this hot ass chic was her eye structure, it really blends well into her style of makeup.
We also love JayMi's sense of style. How can you deny the greatest behind these looks?
JayMi is another hot chic to come in with a small beak but are we really going to let something so minuscule deter us from the rest of her beauty?
She is a wild one. JayMi, describes herself as an individual first. She has always stood out from the rest, mainly because she is always standing by herself. She don't need no man to make her happy. JayMi is totally fine roaming the plains, eating feed, and grazing with nobody.
As you might've been able to tell, JayMi is seeking a profession for her beloved talent with make up. A lot of chics will come through here claiming to have obtained massive amounts of skill with the eye liner and cover up, but this chic is for real.
LOOK AT THAT BEAK.
That is something I would love to get wet.
Clarice might have the best coat of all the hot chics. The color is magnificent and she does claim it to be natural. She even provided a shot of her as a child, which is of course the first photo (Make sure you keep your pants up in front of that photo, or just cover up your webcam with some tape. No one will know).
The Fruzz is fairly weak on Clarice but only when compared to rest of the Hot Chic roster.
Clarice is another working girl. She sees her dreams of becoming a hair dresser for the stars gets closer and closer with each eighteen hour day she spends at her local salon. Not just a working chic, but a hardworking one. She does anything at that place, vacuum the floors during and after hours, kids haircuts, buying coffee, and whatever else those hens force her to do.
All this coming from a no parent household. Most Chics that come through here have some sort of early detachment, but what differs Clarice from the rest is her mentality. She truly believes hard work and a little elbow grease will get her to those goals.
Unfortunately, that is hard town to make it in and while she may have to talent to do so, she may not have the means of getting there.
One day she hopes to make out of her dead-end town, but ghosts from the past firmly plant her in a position no one should be put in.
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