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Last week a Powell High School senior named Nathaniel Smith tweeted out several photos of himself pictured with some Taco Bell menu items. The captain said " Senior Photos were a success @TacoBell." Click read more if you want to see these pathetic photos.
Detroit Free Press - “I don’t want to sound cliché, and be like ‘oh it’s a part of who I am’ but it really is, for as much as I go there,” said Powell High School senior Nathaniel Smith.
Smith recently decided to “live mas” with his senior photos at Taco Bell. Snapshots show him cozying up to a Doritos Locos taco on the train tracks and smiling amidst loads of hot sauce packets.
While many other seniors may be content with their run-of-the-mill senior photo locales, Smith decided to do something different, in honor of one of his favorite hang outs. “I go there, like, every week,” he explained, laughing.
Like many teenage boys, he had hoped his senior portraits would catch the attention of a certain someone…or rather, in Smith’s case, something: The Taco Bell Twitter account.
“I posted it on Twitter and I didn’t really think anything about it and they favorited it the night I posted it, and I was like ‘Oh my gosh! Taco Bell liked my tweet!’” he said. “Then I guess they came across it the next day because I was in the middle of class and my phone started going off. They retweeted it.”
Absolutely pathetic. I think the biggest question here is, how is this kid not Mexican. If I told you a kid from Detroit took his senior pictures outside of a Taco Bell would you picture this kid? I think this would have made more sense if this kid just chose 5 guys or judging by that bottom right picture maybe panda express. I have to add that this is the corniest photo shoot of all time. This kid isn't even looking into the camera in any of these pictures. In the only photo that looks like you might see a little eye contact, the kid is so fucking high you can't even quite tell. And I'm like 90% sure this kid ate that Doritos locos taco even tho he has it lying on the train tracks.
I literally hate Taco Bell, and I'll tell you why. Most if not all fast food restaurants food items look amazing in advertisements. Taco Bell's probably look the most appetizing. Theres nothing better then good Mexican food. While all fast food items obviously don't look the same as the pictures, Taco Bell's are always the farthest off. Not to mention their taco meat is like 20 percent cow and 80 percent dog. The worst part about this entire photo shoot is that it's not even creative. This exact shoot was done by a girl less than a year ago, so basically Fuck this Nathaniel kid. At least this girl is somewhat attractive and knows how to look at a camera when it's taking her picture.
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