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Here's a new private gas station that requires customers to have a net worth of 50 mil

9/14/2016

 
a blog by Big Red
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Have you ever been pumping your gas and thought to yourself, "I really need a martini and a dip in a pool right now". Well now you can, as long as your net worth is north of 50 million. 
The Guess Corporation is rolling out a new chain of gas stations called "GP Clubs". While the average person will be filling their tanks at a pump and small stores, GP Club members will roll up to a four-story mansion sporting salons, conference rooms and hotel suites. Not to mention a classy pool located in the back of this monster gas station mansion. 
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The only requirement to become a member of this elaborate gas station, is a mere net worth of 50 million dollars. And of course paying a yearly fee to be a member. So basically its a country club that will put gas in your car.

GP Club members cars will get way more than just their tanks filled. While club members lounge in the dining room, a concierge and valet will take their cars to be washed, waxed and detailed. The Guess Corporation hopes to put 250 more of these "clubs" around the world. That's exactly what we need. More private gas stations that probably cost somewhere between 10-30 k to use. Absolutely ridiculous if you ask me. Why do we need places like this? I could understand if while they waxed, detailed and washed your car you could sit out by their pool or something. But the size of this house, and all the amenities that come with it, are way too much if you ask me. We need to fix our society before more of these GP Clubs start popping up in every rich neighborhood across America. 

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