Here's a friendly reminder to stop fucking armadillo's

a blog by Big Red

A Florida man decided to fuck an armadillo yesterday, and just you wait to see what happened to this dude. 

World New's Daily - Maytown, FA | A 22-year old man has contracted leprosy after family members admittedly reported to officials that the young man had frequent sexual relations with the family’s domesticated armadillo.

So my first question here is, how the fuck did this guys family know that he was having "frequent sex" with the families armadillo, yet they didn't do anything about it... That alone is beyond fucked up to me. How can a family be totally okay with someone fucking their pet. Do they also let this dude bring home 6 year old girls and butt ram them in the backyard. Jesus christ this family is so fucked up, and each day it seems like this world is getting more and more fucked. However, karma always catches up to people, and it definitely caught up with this Florida man. 

I do not feel bad what so ever for this guy. He deserves the leprosy, and if it was up to me I think it's appropriate if we cut his dick off too. But for now, leprosy will do. For those of you that don't know what leprosy is, it's okay I had to google it too. Basically its just a horribly contagious skin disease that makes you look like this: 

Seems pretty fitting for a guy who's into fucking armadillo's on the regular..