a blog by La Kifo
If you check out twitter, you might think that the beloved band, One Direction has split up. I am here to tell you they did not.
The twitter hashtag #1DStayWithUs has over 178,000 tweets, amid news that Harry Styles just signed a new solo record deal with Columbia records.
The tweens are not very happy. More specifically girl tweens.
But, they did promise they would be back.
Usually I don't want to have to take 13 year olds on their word, and this time is no different. If you ask me, they won't be back, and I don't trust them. Once Harry gets his hand into some Hollywood drugs and pussy, he will totally forget about the 13 and 14 year old girls who cream their pants without even knowing what it is or how it happened. Styles is gonna go Bieber.
Not because he is some foreign pretend sweetheart, but because everyone goes Bieber. The sex, drugs and whatever else are just too powerful for any mortal man to overcome.
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