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A simple man from a more simple time was arrested for simply getting a meal at an Arbys. Kinda wondering what kind of fucked up world we are living in that this dudes choice is an Arbys.
A man who reportedly claims to be from the future where everyone is dead was arrested after assaulting an employee and stealing chicken and bacon from a metro fast-food restaurant.
Witnesses reported that a man, identified as Dante Rashad Anderson, 36, walked into a Carl's Jr. and screamed at employees to give him food. When he was denied, Anderson went to Arby's in the 9000 block of South Western Avenue and demanded food, too.
The victim told police that Anderson jumped on top of the counter, jumped off, walked to the kitchen and grabbed her by the arms, forcing her against a wall, the report said. He then grabbed a handful of bacon and chicken and walked out.
While Anderson left, he reportedly broke the restaurant's front door, although the victim does not know how he broke it.
Police later found Anderson lying on the ground near Taco May in the 8800 block of South Western Avenue. He told officers that he took the food because he was hungry and nobody helps him, the report said.
"I got bacon and chicken and I scared the lady," Anderson reportedly said to police. "She thought I was going to hurt her, but I was not. I was just hungry and wanted some food. That is what I have to do to get food.
"I knew I was going to jail for doing this, but no one wants to help me out."
Anderson also admitted to kicking multiple vehicles outside the restaurant.
"I am from planet Earth 2016 and am four years advanced on you, and you guys are always trying (to) kill me," the report said. "On my planet Earth, everyone is dead and I walked here from there."
Sometimes I wonder what the future would be would. Will we evolve as a species of semi android people? Maybe. This news is very alarming though. What happened to the human race?
Everyone from the future is dead? And this dude walked here? They invented smart-travel-watch? It sucks because you know the FBI already has there hands on this guy. None of his information about the future will ever reach my ears, and they will probably kill him once they have all the quantitative data. Such bullshit.
I wanna know this shit, and I am never going to know with Obama running the oval office.
Whatever, I just dont get why, 1 this everyone is dead in the future business is not a huge deal by now, and 2 why he got arrested in the first place. He said he was just getting food the way his people do, except their all dead now. We cant let people live their own lives anymore, seriously? Come on, guys. Can we seriously get some people on the time travel watch. That shit sounds dope. Need to get yourself a 40, but you aint 21? Use the smart-travel-watch and by the time you reach the liquor store youll have traveled past your 21st. I've already asked Santa for a couple things this year but I think Im good for a couple more, because I need to have this. It shouldnt take Santa that long to get the technology from the CIA or FBI, how do you think he got a floating sleigh?
All Im saying is that Santa better get me one of those or something bad might have to happen.
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