Google Earth may have Found a Sea Monster

a blog by La Kifo

A youtube video posted a couple months ago uses Google Earth to show something odd on the surface of the ocean.

I really want to believe this is something but it can't be. First off, it looks nothing like any sort of ocean creature. I know that there are species of animals in the vast ocean we haven't discovered, but any type of creature that breaches the surface like this, we have discovered. Why can't this be a whale or something? Whales are big, and they breach the surface, but they are basically extinct so seeing a whale is like catching a leprechaun. Second, of course this is not a rock formation. Rock formations don't just cause multiple layers of ripples across the water. 

It's kinda like the guy who made this video is a douche. He goes out of his way to show us "Deception Island". What was the need for that? The anomaly figure in the water is not really close to that island. I'm convinced that this is totally fake, and this youtuber thinks he's smarter than all of us.

I will have you know, wowforreeel, you may be smarter than most other people, but you ain't smarter than me you snake. Go back to your day job, photo-shopping celebrity heads onto naked chicks for Pornhub.