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"I have zero respect for people who don't respect me"

WHAT? What the fuck are you saying man? Heard someone say that while I was walking to the liquor store the other night. This has got to be some sort of paradox. I'm waiting for fucking Jake Gyllenhaal to come into frame with his twisty toy telling me he knows who the zodiac killer is. When robots eventually take over the world just say that to em and their operating system will implode. I have zero respect for people who don't have respect for people that don't respect them. If the closest liquor store wasn't next to a fucking Market Basket and I could walk there with headphones in, I would have never been subjected to such stupidity. And for that we thank you, eXCEpt this is less of a thanks then it is a please think before you speak.

I wanna meet people who HAVE respect for people who don't respect them. Whoever has to say "I have zero respect... blah" can you answer me a question that has been burning inside me loins, of course you won't I'll ask anyway, in what context is that ever something socially acceptable to say out loud during any conversation? Even if your best friend was rattling off a Christmas list of people who don't respect you, who actually says that shit?

That's something I will hear in 40 years from my 22 year old wife at one of our rich gatherings.

"I have zero respect for people who don't respect me"

***Dead Silence***

"Honey... We're talking about F***ing Spongebob... you didn't even take your klonopin today."
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We're so rich, our soiree's have a bleep track, BBBBB**********h