Germans take their Sausage seriously

a blog by La Kifo

Bloomberg:

As Daimler AG shareholders approved the biggest dividend in the company’s history, two investors got into a fight at its annual general meeting over complimentary sausages.

The world’s second-biggest luxury-car maker called police to calm things down after one man began packing away multiple sausages from the buffet. A woman intervened, and the two got into a verbal altercation.

Daimler served about 12,500 wursts to the 5,500 shareholders who attended the meeting in Berlin, spokeswoman Silke Walters said. Buffets that can cost far more than one share of stock are part of the culture of European shareholder meetings, which can drone on the better part of a full day as investors chow down on everything from hearty pretzels and bratwurst to coffee and cake.

Who the fuck is this guy trying to call out a German on how much sausage he can have? Are you not even German? Wrong, he is so German that he is insulted that the dude in front of him gets to take more sausage then him. The sausage is for everyone and there is only one way to solve this in Germany. Mortal Kombat. That has to be German. 

I would have really thought that these two Germans would have hosted a Mortal Kombat tournament. The winner gets an extra two sausage links. So not German calling the police to solve a dispute.

Leave it to the least funny people in the world to be funny without trying. 

I mean there are some funny German jokes.

By the way this is the company that owns Mercedes.