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Hubert Martini, sounds like a fake name, wrote his own obituary and what he had to say was not to flattering to his remaining family.
News agency dpa reported Friday that Hubert Martini published his own obituary in the Trierischer Volksfreund, a newspaper in western Germany.
The deceased describes himself as "open, honest and unforgiving" and says his five siblings and their families are forbidden from attending his memorial service.
It is unclear what made Martini want to have the last word, but the 64-year-old notes that in life "I have hurt some people — and that's good."
Savage, I didn't know you could write your own obituary. I wonder what I would write for mine. Hopefully it won't have to be something along the lines of Mr. Martini's words. I can't think of a better way to get back at someone than this. Banning family from your funeral, before anyone even knows you've turned, like I said, savage move. His siblings must have done some individually fucked up shit for him to go out that way. Or Mr. Martini is just a spiteful bitch, and honestly he probably was. You have to be pretty spiteful to publicly shun people, especially family, alive. This dude died, and his way of letting people know of his death was by telling his brothers and sisters to fuck off.
That is some spiteful shit. If this guy believes in heaven what does he think is going to happen when those siblings die? They are just going to forget he told them to shove it up their ass? Nah, probably not.
This beer is for you Hubert Martini, to you and finite days of paradise and salvation.
PS. never met a dude with the name Hubert that wasn't a complete psycho or weirdo. Hashtag The more you know.
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