a blog by La Kifo
The Seahawks and their fans are the worst, they think they are the best fans in the NFL/Pro sports because their stadium makes a bunch of noise. #Newsflash, your stadium was fucking designed to create the maximum amount of noise possible.
I don't really hate the Seahawks, that was a little dramatic effect. It's kinda hard to hate a team that we ass blasted for our fourth Lombardi Trophy, but when it comes to the fans, I really do hate them. I already laid out on reason why Seattle sports fans are just as delusional as the yoga barista hipsters that roam their city, so here's another.
I was at the first day of Pats training camp and not 30 feet in front of me is this kid with the neon green. I'm not going to call him fat, or a squid because I don't believe in bullying. But this little shit is a fucking squid. Whomever is the owner of this child needs child services called on them. This is New England, Patriots country, get this shit out of here.
You don't have to like the sports teams in the area where you grew up, but you probably shouldn't go to Training Camp Practice if you don't like them. It's like if a friend invites me to a movie like Lights Out, I am a fan of movies but I'm not a fan of horror movies. I won't just go because I was asked or my friends are there, I'm gonna do something else. Something other than the thing I wouldn't enjoy doing.
Even if the kid was forced to go with his family, he could've not worn jeans, neon green, and a Seahawks hat. He should have just brought a cooking pot and sat in there bare ass, because that's what we do to birds round these parts.
Okay, maybe not bare ass because that might be a lawsuit.
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