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People of town Arcachon have put a detachable penis on their Statue of the Greek Mythology hero Heracules.
A town in France has seemingly found a solution that will prevent locals from vandalizing a statue of Greek hero Heracles.
The town of Arcachon has decided to create a prosthetic removable penis that can be attached to the statue of Heracles, or Hercules, in Parc Mauresque after years of vandals stealing the appendage.
"Considering Heracles' fragile manhood we've chosen to give him a removable prosthetic that we can add to the statue before each ceremony," deputy mayor said,according to The Local."This is the best solution, otherwise you just end up constantly chasing after the anatomy of Heracles."
A number of unsolved cases of thefts of the statue's penis have been reported in the area throughout the years and Mayor Yves Foulon decided it was time to put the "systematic" issue to rest.
"I wouldn't want anyone - not even my worst enemies - to go through what happens to this statue," he said.
At least the French know one thing, Fashion. And how to thwart sexually deviant thieves.
Just make a couple changes to the classic and poof, no more robbers are gonna want to steal that shit again. The robbers are gonna wanna party with the statue not steal from it. Thats why they installed spotlights in the base and strobes in the grass.
We dont have problems like these in Merica'. We got people chopping of statue heads.
At least here we are giving that stone a quick and painless death, instead of stealing the manhood away from one of the greatest warriors of all of Europe. The French thieves kept doing it, a band of thieves keeps taking it or there are a lot of likeminded sexual freaks who like to rob shit in France.
Also I feel like this will just make the problem worse. Now that theyre putting a detachable cock on the statue, it will get stolen every night. Imagine the amount of people lining up at night to take a free Heracules dildo. It is chaos, every girl from grade school to university is camped out in shrubbery waiting for their opportunity to snag the mythological pipe. What are they going to do when they run out of dildos to fashion on Heracules? Are they going to replace his crotch with a Sybian?
Their tourism industry would explode, people from all around the world would travel to get fucked by a half machine half statue man.
For a dead stone man, hes getting a lot of action. Perfect wingman. I think I might make a trip out to France have this bro tell me his secret.
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