Florida woman denies ownership of a crack pipe found in her pussy, claims it was a friends

a blog by Big Red

The smoking gun - A woman arrested for cocaine possession told Florida jailers that the crack pipe found hidden in her vagina was not her property, but rather she was storing the drug paraphernalia for a friend.
Tiffany Flores, 23, was arrested yesterday afternoon following a traffic stop in Fellsmere, a city just north of Vero Beach (where Flores resides).

Flores, a passenger in the vehicle stopped, confessed to ownership of a small bag of cocaine that a cop found on the roadway “directly beside the passenger door frame,”according to an arrest affidavit.
After initially denying that she threw the cocaine out of the car window, Flores reportedly copped to owning the coke, which she said she purchased from a man named “Nino.”

Upon arriving at the county jail, Flores claimed that she could not go through a scanner since she was pregnant. But after a pregnancy test showed negative results, “jail staff processed Flores through the body scanner.” That is when officers noticed a “foreign object located inside of Flores’s vaginal area.”

Flores, seen above, subsequently retrieved “a clear cylindrical tube containing a burnt end” and gave it to a cop. But the crack pipe was not hers, explained Flores, who said that the item was owned by a female friend who was driving the car that had been pulled over.

​Flores claimed that her pal “threw the crack pipe on her lap” and asked her to hide the item when a patrolman began following them. “Flores then hid it inside of her vagina in an attempt to avoid a search,” according to the affidavit.

Despite that explanation, Flores was charged with introducing contraband into a correctional facility, along with drug possession and tampering with evidence counts. Locked up in lieu of $11,000 bond, Flores has previously been busted for theft, cocaine possession, credit card fraud, and resisting arrest

Welcome to Florida! Interesting strategy by Tiffany Flores on this one. Personally, if I had a vagina and a crack pipe on me, I'd definitely shove it up my vagina too. However, theres one major difference between what I would say and what Tiffany here said. She took a page out of the old obvious book, and went with the "Thats not mine!" excuse. I however, would have lied my ass off to the grave that it was a dildo. All you have to do is say you bought it online on ebay, and it was labeled dildo. Tell them you stick it up your pussy every morning, and leave it there. A male cop, will have NO IDEA what to say back to that, and honestly if you really own it I think it would work here. 

Granted there gonna ask why theres crack residue on your "dildo", however I'm sure all the fat florida cops get limited ass, and might believe you if tell them its old pussy juice. She could say her uterus is slowly dying and it spits out black ash every evening. Seriously, I think this could work. How come all these fucked up stories only happen in Florida. How come all the insane people move to Florida, I don't get it and I don't know if I ever will. Anyways stay tuned for more crack pipes up the pussy news, and follow us on twitter for more interesting stories and news @ForTheBoys_Blog