a blog by Big Red
Let this be a lesson to you all, if you're going to hide cocaine in a cast, try not to be to animated when talking to the police.
So the story goes that a man was pulled over for speeding. The man driving had a broken arm, and his cast covered his entire forearm. While speaking with the police officer that pulled him over, he was very animated with his arms. So basically, he's a hand talker, one of the worst types of people if you ask me. Hand talkers are up there with the worst people on this planet, right behind the "close talker".
In the middle of "shooting the shit" with this cop, a large crack cocaine rock came trickling out of his cast. Not a great look if you're talking with a friend, an even worse look when you're talking to a pig.
After the officer tested the rock and it came back positive, the man was arrested and charged with possession of crack cocaine. This story just leaves me with one question...What the fuck was this guy thinking? If I hid drugs in my broken arm's cast I would not move that fucker one bit. Even if it was just weed. Let alone, a controlled substance like crack cocaine. Then again, once a hand talker always a hand talker.
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