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Today this Florida man teaches us a valuable lesson that I'm pretty sure we all knew. Don't try to feed a stray raccoon. Click read more to see the video.
For starters, I had no idea raccoon's liked to travel with a huge squad. That shit would intimidate the fuck out of me. I hate raccoons. I used to always forget to close my garage door at my old house, and we would always have raccoons just chilling in my garage eating the garbage and destroying shit. So fuck these little creatures.
Is this cat like the leader of this squad. The cat might be the scariest thing, as it never takes its eyes off this guy. Not to mention, the fact that these raccoons don't just like eat this cat must mean that this cat is their leader. Probably told the raccoon to bite this guys hand off.
Seriously tho, did this guy really think this raccoon was just going to eat this food like a normal dog. It's a stray fucking animal. I thought it was well known that raccoons aren't the friendliest animal? So I really don't feel bad for this guy. The last few seconds of the video are the funniest. The guys face as he's running away is priceless.
Hilarious. Remember kids: DON'T TRY TO FEED A FLOCK OF RACCOONS
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