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Actor Mark Behar has made the decision to change his name to Bruce Jenner to preserve its "heterosexual roots". The best part of this whole situation is that he worked as a bodyguard for the Kardashian family at one point, and even fought Bruce Jenner in a celebrity boxing match.
Sun Sentinel - Bruce Jenner is back in the public eye.
Before your jaw drops at the possibility that the Olympic gold medalist may have backtracked, be forewarned: This Bruce Jenner is not the transgender athlete who is now known as Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner is still very much around.
This Bruce Jenner was formerly Mark Behar, an actor and bodyguard who legally had his name changed in order to preserve the “heterosexual roots” of Jenner’s original name, according to a statement from his publicist, Tom Madden.
"We're representing Mark who is now legally Bruce so the famous Bruce Jenner name will return to its heterosexual roots where our client believes it belongs instead of hanging around out with the likes of the Kardashians and getting into car accidents as Caitlyn," Madden was quoted saying in a press release from TransMedia Group, the PR firm representing the former Behar.
Great story here. I was having kind of rough day, trying to blog during class, while trying to turn in this application for an off campus house next year. Well this story, changed my mood entirely. I am so happy to hear that someone is going to preserve the name Bruce Jenner. It would be hilarious if they made a new wheaties box and added the new and improved Bruce Jenner on the front. I would totally buy this:
The best part of this situation is that Caitlyn Jenner must be furious. Caitlyn is trying to move out of the shadow of her old life and into the new one. Well guess what Caitlyn, theres a new Jenner in town and he's bigger and better than you. However, the icing on the cake in this situation, is that Mark Behar used to work for the Kardashian family. He worked as a bodyguard for a short time for Kim Kardashian, and he actually boxed against Caitlyn Jenner when she was Bruce.
However, he was paid not to punch Caitlyn in the face due to all the plastic surgery she has gotten over the years. The reality tv cameras made it seem like Mark quit after two rounds, even though he states that Kris Jenner forced him to stop competing to keep Bruce safe. So the scenario keeps getting weirder and weirder. Mark Behar now has the name Bruce Jenner, and Bruce Jenner is now a woman. I would love to see the new and improved Bruce Jenner fight the irrelevant transgender Caitlyn Jenner. For more interesting stories check out our twitter @ForTheBoys_Blog
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