Florida a lawless wasteland until today when this video went viral, spamming televisions on local news network. Apparently the guy not robbing the place holds two boxing titles in the state of Florida. He was visiting his girlfriend who worked at the pharmacy when the tall skinny white guy bursts in demanding Oxy 30s. The boxer must have been thinking one thing and one thing only, Valentines Day Hero sex. Two of the five best types of sex. If your the girlfriend, you have to wreck your boy that night. You gotta give him something to write home about. This boxer gave his girl the best Valentines gift you can ever get, some junky thief white boy scrambled bloody on the ground in the name of her honor, and AT WORK. Everyone even Gabe and Delilah saw that one, there's so much salt behind that counter, Legal Sea Foods wants to lease the space. What the fuck is up with the bandanna man? This ain't the wild wild west, get your skinny crack smoking white ass down to the sports supply store and buy a fucking ski mask like everybody else who robs Walgreen's on Valentines Day. Comments are closed.
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