a blog by La Kifo
Recently a video surfaced of a Long Island FedEx employee and his approach towards loading shipping trucks. If you have ever wondered why half of your Amazon orders come in broken, here is the reason why.
This video just confirms what I have suspected all along. It is not like FedEx offers great stock options to its employees. They don't work on a futuristic campus with self driving car.
I am sure they don't give two shits what happens to the shit in those boxes. They just toss their headphones on and start hucking shit. I did the same shit when I was delivery driver, bump the tunes and start throwing shit. I think that's a Judas Priest song.
If I worked for FedEx I would probably throw shit just so I could look inside. The trick is making sure that the box hits an edge. That way, the box gets ripped open and you can get a good peak inside. If it's a Playstation or sex toys, you gotta keep it. Anything else, just toss it deeper into the truck.
FedEx in the coming days will release a statement saying something like, "The outrage over the viral video sweeping the nation is misplaced. All of our employees are specifically trained on how to load and unload our clients packages. This particular employee was just following protocol. He will not be fired and we will be pressing charges against the trespasser whom took the video. Thank you"
If you really want to get back at this guy. Start ordering snakes, I am sure this Long Island guy will stop and think before he starts throwing shit if he was just hospitalized for multiple snake bites.
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