#FartGate

Daily Mail UK:
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A Swedish man has been reported to police after farting in revenge to being denied sexual intercourse. 

The man had visited a woman's home in Laholm, Halland County in southwest Sweden, on Sunday night and made sexual advances.


When the woman spurred his attempts at lovemaking, he 'revenge farted', a police report states.

Males have a lot to lose here. The revenge fart is one of the best weapons in my arsenal. I can not see this ending well for us here. It is all unfolding right in front of my eyes. First this, next a supreme court case, following that a worldwide ban on farting in enclosed spaces.

Were fucked guys, we are fucked. We have to take to the streets and let people know that we wont let this slide out. We need to organize, but not in the same room. Maybe digitally. 

Hey man do you know this happened in Sweden? Yea, I do. Do you know where Sweden is? Yea its in Canada.