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Fake Story making its rounds through Yahoo: Jon Stewart corrals and saves runaway bull

4/2/2016

 
NEW YORK (Associated Press)
Yahoo

 A bull that escaped from a holding area and darted through the streets of New York City has been captured and taken to greener pastures by Jon Stewart.

Officials tell The New York Times that the black and white Angus was spotted Friday in Queens. The bull was soon corralled at York College, where students snapped pictures and took videos.

The bull was dubbed Frank Lee after a prisoner who escaped from Alcatraz. It was later taken to an animal shelter by the former "Daily Show" comedian and his wife, who are animal advocates.

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Real funny april fools joke guys. Real good one, probably got a lot of people on this prank. But its not April Fools anymore so you can stop already. 

I know this is fake. 100%.

I dont hate Jon Stewart, he was pretty funny. 

Problem is, he is like my height.  You're telling me a 5'6 40 something year old, weighing in at a grisly 130 lbs, corralled, captured, and transported a bull to a sanctuary? Bullshit. Absolute bullshit.

It would take at least 4 Jon Stewarts to at least coral it in some sort of corner. Then it would take at least 4 more to get it on truck cage or something. Then if by some miracle every one of those Jon Stewarts isnt dead then you dont need to have another Jon Stewart as the driver. You might as well tack on at least one extra just to be safe. One Jon Stewart might be fine, but really he is bleeding out and eventually passes out on the wheel. Theres a pretty good chance that would happen.

I am sure if you asked he would tell you, he is in no shape to be taken down bulls at his age. Just take a look at him. 
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Doesn't look so good right? This was taken like less than a month after he retired from the show.

You got duped Yahoo! Take it down, its in bad taste for all the other horrible April Fools jokes that no one fell for yesterday. 

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