a blog by La Kifo If the past five years have taught us anything about Florida, it would be that the sunshine state is a unique place with a diverse set of criminals and mentally ill. August 18th, marks the second face-eating attack to strike the streets of Florida. Miami Herald: Austin Harrouff, a sophomore at FSU, was spending his summer break with family when deputies said he snapped, killing two of his neighbors, stabbing a third, and chewing on the face and stomach of one of the dead victims. A week after the attack, Harrouff remains sedated with a breathing tube in a Palm Beach County hospital. Earlier comments from officials suggested his prolonged sedation may have been due to something he ingested. Now, deputies said he might have guzzled chemicals found in the garage... When the 19-year-old is released from the hospital, deputies said he will be charged with two counts of first-degree murder, attempted murder, armed burglary and resisting arrest without violence. It's a Florida thing, ya know, you wouldn't understand. You wouldn't because you're probably not from Florida, you also most likely will not relate to murdering people then trying to eat their faces's. I know, it is a bit of a stretch to think all of you won't understand the feelings of the ALLEGED Fuck Boy Face Eater.
If you ask me, FSU should disband itself. First they had Jamies Winston and know this guy. I don't know how you could possibly come back from that. But how could an institution whose academically sheltered such upstanding citizens like Deion Sanders, Darnell Dockett, Richard Simmons, Alan Ball, Leslie Cochran, Bert Kreischer, and Jenna McCarthy, churn out such an alleged murderer? I think a better question is what drug was he taking? Because, I sure as hell would like to not get my hands on some of that. If the side effects read possible sexual arrousal towards acts of violence, may cause extreme hunger for human flesh, or you may notice an increase towards your desire to embark on a murdereous rampage it may be something we want to throw out. We already know from the famous homeless zombie attack (which also happened in Florida) that Bath Salts may cause thoughts of cannibalism. So I guess I'm just wondering if this kid was on Bath Salts, and that's what caused him to eat another guys face, or if there is some other mystery drug that makes you want to turn your life into an episode of the Walking Dead. Some people just can't handle their drugs. Comments are closed.
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