a blog by La Kifo
A video from 2014 showing a bear skating and shooting on the ice begs the question animal cruelty or animal slavery? Either way you can't deny the electricity this bear has when he's on the ice.
Now bear yourself here if your animal lover like me, this bear is in danger of being too awesome. And in totally too small of skates.
Here's a quick replay of that snipe.
Cam Neely, get this Bear on the phone. You were looking for a shooter? Looks like you just found one.
What is it with Russia and talented hockey players. Theres Ovechkin, Malkin, Putin, this Bear.
I never understood Russian hockey. Is it just some multi species league. It doesn't matter if you a common peasant, a born divine leader, or a fuckin bear. If you can skate, shoot and pass you got a place on the ice.
Russia, where discrimination ends with humans.
I guess Russia is just a hot bed for hockey talent. I always thought that was Canada.
How did they train a Bear to not murder everyone in that stadium? That is the real talent right there. Having a 500 lb murdering machine with blades on his feet and a club in his hand does not seem like the smartest idea. Not until you see how skilled he is with the puck. At the same time, what happens if someone wants to drop their gloves with him? I guess that just makes him more valuable, he could be a great enforcer. Bear would never lose a fight, he might murder a few people in the process but that's what happens when your playing hockey with a Bear.
Hope everybody's having a good start to their weekend.
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