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Daily Mail:
A man has been sentenced to five-and-a-half-years in jail for pouring a bucket of boiling water over the head of one of his colleagues in New Zealand in July 2015. Kian-Wee Show, 28, who works at fresh produce company Turners and Growers in Whakatu, on New Zealand's South Island, was reportedly upset that his colleague, Bin Wu, had taken a half-eaten hotdog from his girlfriend's plate at lunch the previous day. In the CCTV footage Mr Show is seen standing next to a table of seated colleagues, blowing the steam off a cup of coffee, reported stuff.co.nz.
This is some Harvey Dent two face comic book shit.
Hot Dogs should never be taken this seriously. Especially half of your girlfriends hot dog. Girls never finish their food, even if they want to. Its like programmed into them, not to finish food in public places. Maybe Mr. Shows girl was done with the hot dog. She probably was. Back up for a second, hot dogs are such low class food that they have their category. It ain't a sandwich, its a fucking hot dog. This dude is the archetype of scumbaggery. 'Oh no my pig of a girlfriend didnt get to pound down her 5,000th calorie of the day' judging off the move you pulled, your girl probably doesnt need that other half of the hot dog. You colleague was trying to help you out, maybe save you the time it would normally take to find your girls droopy box under all them creases.
I wonder what is more sexy, potentially scaring a colleague/committing a felony for your girls hot dog or spending $2500 of financial aid on a thailand vacation with your girl. I feel like girls love the knight in shiny army thing. I wanna say this was an overreaction, but I dont wanna get two faced. If I didnt watch the video I would have thought this was some WWE Monday Night Raw or Wrestlemania shit. All the Wrestlers are eating hot dogs for a pregame meal and then some dick head wrestler steals Mr. Shows, which is already the perfect wrestler name, girlfriends hot dog. That makes Mr. Show dump boiling hot water on the other wrestler then that turns into an all out brawl in the center ring with the dudes and their girlfriends. That would be some great entertainment. You could even put a little asterics in the beginning saying based on actual events. Wrestling doesnt have enough of that shit. Comments are closed.
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