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Dildo Innovation Shocks the World

10/24/2017

 
a blog by Kifo
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Kifo is back out to play, holding a Dildo stuffed with remains of people that we wished would stay!
Before I break this extremely important news, I want to clarify that this should have been my idea. I am at a loss for air, knowing that such a dildo was invented without my expertise. 

Without further ado, Kifo Korporations with much anguish presents, The Widow Squirter.
Psychotic Murderer? Serial Killer? or a regular Mentally Ill individual? Boy do we have the product for you!

I don't know about you (+40 year old women or psycho Gay Killer), but I personally can never compare any such feeling to the one garnered when cumming and crying simultaneously. The problem though, how can I consistently cry deeply and cum at the same time? Are you tired of flicking your bean at cemeteries? Is the desk attendant at the morgue up-charging you every time?

Sexually please yourself in public no more!

Introducing the Widow Maker Dildo. 

Never in history has it been this easy to cum and cry at the same time!
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The person who invented this should be put on a mental health list. That is a major problem in this country, we do not make enough lists. How do you think Santa Clause keeps track of all the children in the world? He checks that shit twice bro. I am officially calling for more lists. We need to list people, on as many different lists as we can. Otherwise we are going to have global warming all up in our faces. 

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