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Now that's an intimidating stare. A real "lawman" if you ask me. Apparently, everyone's favorite actor, Steven Segal, had a TV series called "Lawman". I only have one question, where the fuck was I when this was on. It's some of the best TV I've ever seen. Click read more to see some clips of the show.
Unfortunately the show was cancelled after two seasons, and if I knew this was a show when it was cancelled I would have done everything in my power to get it back. Steven Segal's ridiculous looking face never fails to make me laugh.
Absolutely hilarious. I can't believe these cops aren't laughing at him. He's covered in sweat before he even starts teaching them any martial arts moves. Not to mention he throws out some of the best one liners I've heard in a while. My personal favorite was, "Wisdom will get you further than anything else."
But wait! THERE'S MORE!!!!
How many cops does it take to get one black guy? If I counted right, it looked to be about 10. This video made me laugh out loud. The entire time Segal is being a back seat bitch, trying to tell the driver every move he should make on the road. We all know that asshole, the classic back seat driver, and Segal is doing it in full effect here. Not to mention the only thing he does is shove the criminal into the back of the cop car and try to act like he took the guy down all by himself.
Here's the best video yet.
Black Man: "Can you beat Sacky Chan"
Segal: *Mocking the black mans voice* "I've known Sacky Chan for 40 years"
Priceless. We got to get this show back.
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