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Warning: If you hate Derek Jeter, you will hate this post
If you don't know who Derek Jeter is, please stop reading this post. As a matter of fact, just don't read anything else I write because you don't deserve to. Anyways, my favorite baseball player of all time got married on Saturday. The Captain married the insanely gorgeous Hannah Davis, who is a former Sports Illustrated supermodel. The wedding was held in Napa Valley, and because Jeter enjoys the private life, no annoying paparazzi were there which is fine. I wish them nothing but the best even though I am quite jealous.
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