Customer has more than just his meal flame grilled

Burger King is known for its variation. You can have it your way. The choices that the fast food restaurant so intensely markets came back to bite a man from Wareham, Mass in the ass.

I don't know a lot about other Burger Kings across this country. But if youve had the displeasure of living in the North East you know that Burger King is by and large the worst. Not only is the food an instant 1 out of 10 every time, but every new location visited earns you the exciting chance to contract a new venereal disease. 

Fortunately for this Mass resident, he suffered a diferent fate than Charlie Sheen.  

According to the local fire department. The man was sitting at the window of the drive thru waiting for his shit food, when the shit looking drive thru attendant told him his shit car was on fire. As of now there is no clear cause of the fire so here are a couple rock solid theories as to what happened.

Maybe he was one of these people

Hes an abusive guy. Thats why his wife left him with their three kids. When the going gets rough and the rough gets going, he goes back to default mode. He has been through the therapy, gone to support groups. Nothing helps, the man just gets a sick satisfaction from beating things into submission. Especially his body and car. The car couldnt take it anymore and as it saw the gross inner mechanism of the Wareham Burger King, it had no chance other than kill itself. So it overheated before this man could slug down a double whopper and fries, and even before he could drive his precious car into another garage door. 

That's one theory.

My other theory is at the little microphone box, the drive thru attendant asked if he wanted his fries flame grilled. The guy said no dont want them Ill take my card out to pay you. The attendant thought he said No want them take my car. So naturally the high school dropouts through the car on their grill until it began to overheat and catch on fire. 

Thats my other theory. 

Both, like I said, are rock solid. So either one, just pick it and complete your journey. Skip to page 54 to reveal the ending. 
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