a blog by Big Red
In this weeks COPS video of the week, we have a man who runs from the cops, while throwing drugs out the window. Spoiler alert, he gets caught..
Great police work boys. I love that this black guy is only worried about his cellphone and hat. It's the first thing he asks after almost every statement the cops make. I actually liked this dude'a answer for why there's white shit on his face. He said, "You guys just shoved my face into the ground." I would have never thought of that and probably would have said something like dry skin, or acne, but this works too. Next time your going to throw drugs out of your car, make sure you break them up really well.
However, I don't see how your allowed to pick up drugs off the side of the road and immediately say that they are these dudes drugs, even if you did see him throw something out of his car. Also think of a way better reason for running from the cops. Look the cop in the eye and say you were seconds away from shitting your pants, and if he questions you just shit right there on the spot. Honestly might work better than saying you get startled by cops.
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